Humour Sioniste (fran6 et MP s'abstenir ;-)))))

*On a cup of coffee and a fly*

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Englishman - throws the cup and walks away.

The American - takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Japanese - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with
no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese,
and buys himself a new cup of coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the
fly in his coffee, asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European
Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives
and then blows up the coffee house, while the Englishman, the American,
the Chinese and the Japanese all try to explain to the Israeli that he
was too aggressive

N'empêche,c'est bien le cas de dire que l'humour est la politesse du désespoir !

If a fly falls in the cup of coffee of

1.. Englishman: Throws his cup away and walks out.

2.. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.

3.. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

4.. Japanese: Drinks the coffee with insect as it is coming free.

5.. Palestinian: Sells the coffee to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new cup of coffee.

6.. Israeli: Accuses the Palestinian for throwing insect into his coffee, relates the issue to violence. Asks the Americans for Military aid, and takes a loan from America to buy one more cup of coffee.

fran6 a écrit:

If a fly falls in the cup of coffee of

1.. Englishman: Throws his cup away and walks out.

2.. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.

3.. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

4.. Japanese: Drinks the coffee with insect as it is coming free.

5.. Palestinian: Sells the coffee to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new cup of coffee.

6.. Israeli: Accuses the Palestinian for throwing insect into his coffee, relates the issue to violence. Asks the Americans for Military aid, and takes a loan from America to buy one more cup of coffee.

Moins drôle ... ma version a au moins l'avantage de l'auto-dérision sur le cliché du juif commerçant

c'est comme le battement d'aile d'un papillon cette mouche ?
genre qui déclenche un ouragan !!!

Olivier a écrit:

fran6 a écrit:

If a fly falls in the cup of coffee of

1.. Englishman: Throws his cup away and walks out.

2.. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.

3.. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

4.. Japanese: Drinks the coffee with insect as it is coming free.

5.. Palestinian: Sells the coffee to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new cup of coffee.

6.. Israeli: Accuses the Palestinian for throwing insect into his coffee, relates the issue to violence. Asks the Americans for Military aid, and takes a loan from America to buy one more cup of coffee.

Moins drôle ... ma version a au moins l'avantage de l'auto-dérision sur le cliché du juif commerçant

Attends tu dis maintenant que c'est de l'humour juif, mais tu présente cette blague comme de l'humour sioniste, tu n'as pas l'impression de tout mélanger ?